Our official research team often suggests that the inevitable zombie virus may be the result of a genetically modified virus; something akin to a superbug ...
Read More »ZOMBIE HUNGER AND HYPERPHAGIA
The Zombie Research Society defines the modern zombie as a relentlessly aggressive human corpse reanimated by a biological infection. However, this concept seems to ignore ...
Read More »VIRUSES ARE NOW WORKING TOGETHER TO KILL US
People often ask us whether a “zombie virus” actually exists. Of course, it doesn’t… at least not yet. Scientists would have to combine a number ...
Read More »YOU’RE PAYING FOR THE NEXT PANDEMIC
Great news for mad scientists, genocidal maniacs, and those of you who simply can’t wait for a zombie apocalypse; the United States government has recently ...
Read More »ZIKA VIRUS ADAPTS ITSELF FOR THE USA
Reports of the Zika virus have been widespread recently, prompting officials to declare an international public health emergency. Until recently, both the Centers for Disease ...
Read More »DEADLY VIRUS FOUND IN GOVERNMENT REFRIGERATOR
Earlier this month, the federal government quietly announced that they had discovered a number of vials containing the deadly smallpox virus in an unsecured laboratory ...
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