Last week, Harper’s Magazine authored one of the strangest tweets that we’ve ever seen. It stated, quite simply, and without almost any context: “Scientists advised ...
Read More »TYPHOID ZOMBIE – ASYMPTOMATIC CARRIERS
You already know the story of Typhoid Mary; an infamous Irish-American cook responsible for infecting more than fifty people with typhoid fever. During the twentieth ...
Read More »ARE ZOMBIES MORE ACTIVE AT NIGHT?
One of the most common behavioral theories we encounter is that zombies are nocturnal; meaning they’re mostly active at night. It’s likely that George A. ...
Read More »CRISPR CREATES GENETICALLY MODIFIED WEAPON
Our official research team often suggests that the inevitable zombie virus may be the result of a genetically modified virus; something akin to a superbug ...
Read More »VIRUSES CAN NOW INFECT OTHER VIRUSES
While researching the inevitable zombie apocalypse, our team has studied everything from parasites and chemical weapons to deadly diseases and viruses. We followup on every ...
Read More »NEW THERAPY DRAWS OUT AND KILLS VIRUSES
Unlike a number of other deadly viruses, acquired immunodeficiency syndrome and human immunodeficiency viruses are almost entirely avoidable. However, once they take hold the result ...
Read More »TRACKING A DEADLY VIRAL DISEASE VIA CHICKEN
Recent reports have tracked a deadly viral brain disease all the way from Canada to Florida via chickens. Epidemiological analysis has shown that an outbreak ...
Read More »DEMONIC INTER-DIMENSIONAL ZOMBIES
The Zombie Research Society has defined the modern zombie as a relentlessly aggressive, reanimated human corpse driven by a biological infection. This is our official ...
Read More »MASKING YOUR SCENT WON’T SAVE YOU FROM ZOMBIES
Obviously we’re always learning about the undead and how their bodies, brains, and senses decay over time. But our research almost certainly contradicts the assumption ...
Read More »THE ROTTING STENCH OF THE UNDEAD
Perhaps no scent is more disgusting or revolting than death. Our bodies begin to decompose almost immediately after dying, and can start to smell within ...
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