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  1. Its called “the zombie night before christmas” by craig dorfman.

  2. There is a santa vs zombies christmas book. I read it to my kids every year.

  3. cover your arms, Santa!

  4. Love it! I want this as a christmas card!

  5. “T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, heart stopping moans were heard, and not from a mouse. Yes indeed, their flesh was rotted, and their mouths agape, but their heads with a cane, soon would Santa break”
    i wanted to write it, but i guess the guy up top called dibs… unfortunately… 🙁

  6. Would you prefer going in head first? Seems more dangerous than sliding down in the thick boots and thick suit as you pointed out.

  7. He would really have to work on his home entry method!!! Feet first is probably not the best way to enter a zombie infested house. The thick red suit my have advantages though.

  8. That would be quite the sight.

  9. I am writing one as we speak….Twas the night before Christmas and Zombies roamed throughout the house

  10. It’s hard to believe he would last very long with that spare tire.

  11. Victor Negreiro you’ve just made my Christmas.

  12. Please tell me there is a zombie versus santa book. . . .

  13. Zombies would freeze in the minus -47 or worse subzero weather of the north pole with the wind storms of 70-100 miles of an hour…you would have nothing but buring frozen dead flesh for the next million years and it would be useless as the ice crystal destroyed it on the cellular level….as if Santa would even use a candy cane…he has state of the art szecurity system with electric miniguns and his wife is a model 23 years old….

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