Zombie Research Society
Here’s a haiku we spotted and liked. Found it at Zombierama.com, along with a bunch of others.
Zombie Haiku
just a little bite
my single-minded purpose
brains, brains, brains, brains, brains
Here’s a haiku we spotted and liked. Found it at Zombierama.com, along with a bunch of others.
Zombie Haiku
just a little bite
my single-minded purpose
brains, brains, brains, brains, brains
Heres a Zombie Haiku story I wrote in case your interested. Thought I’d share it with you.
A Zombie Haiku
I love the weekends
Time to relax and goof off
Prepare for Monday
As with all things fun
Sunday arrives much too soon
Sigh! Time for bed now
Darkness engulfs me
Shadows play upon my walls
Wait! What was that sound
Fearing getting up
I silently slid to the floor
Hoping no one sees
I wait a moment
Listening to my quiet home
Quit its not anymore
As I sit there cowering
I hear lots of things breaking
Coming from my kitchen
And besides breaking
There also strange groaning sounds
And dragging feet
Darn! I just remolded
Sounds like more than one
Sure hope they leave soon
I make myself ready
Stand up on wobbly legs
And walk to the door
At first I see no one
Then a thief shambles past the door
He did not look right
Need to get closer
Find out what they are doing
Sounds like a party
As I get closer
I catch the sent of something
Very unpleasant smell
Fighting being sick
I crawl closer to the door
I see six people
Something is not right
Stumbling, shambling, falling down
Nuts! Found the liquor
Wait! I see no bottles
They are all totally drunk
That explains their walk
I watch in silence
To afraid to move away
Just my luck, I sneeze
Slowly they all turn
That’s not a smile on there face
FACE! Most don’t have one
They start to walk over
Pretty sure being friends is out
I think I’ll move now
Awkwardly they walk
Arms out stretched reaching for me
I’m not hugging them
Turn around quickly
Quick moves seem to excite them
Best remember that
Move back down the hall
All six still giving me chase
Glad they can’t walk fast
I turn back around
There still there only closer now
Boy are they ugly
I’m back in my room
I close the door and lock it
Probably won’t hold
Frantically I work
Pilling things up to keep them out
Forgot the door opens out
Doesn’t take them long
To break through my barricade
Soon they have it down
They fall over the stuff
That was pilled in the doorway
They look comical
Soon they are back up
Looking a little confused
Then they notice me
Looking around room
There’s no place for me to hide
It appears I’m trapped
They close in on me
My private space has been breached
They have no manners
Drooling on my carpet
Tracking mud and breaking things
Very impolite guest
They still reach for me
Making really strange noises
Are the handicapped?
I have had enough
I tell them that they must leave, now
I say it sternly
They didn’t listen
I say it really loud next time
Thinking that might help
Wrong. Didn’t help at all
I push through them in anger
Rush down the doorway
I open the kitchen door
Look outside in amazement
What is going on?
Not sure how or why
Suddenly I’m on the ground
Faces looking down
Without any warning
They reach out and grab at me
Bending down closer
I have a bad feeling
Wish I wasn’t ticklish
Laughing but in pain
Stopped laughing quickly
Intense pain in my belly
Excites the large group
As things go to black
I see them eating my flesh
Thankfully I die
There is only black
Suddenly there’s a small light
Growing pretty quick
As I open my eyes,
Turn my head to look around
See people leaving
I can’t remember
Why I’m down on the cold ground
Nor why my head hurts
Painfully I rise
Looking for someone to help
But there is no one
Oops! I made a mistake
I can see lots of people
But, there all leaving
I try to yell out
Attempting to be noticed
My throat is too dry
I lick my dry lips
Thinking that this could help me
Strange, I taste copper
I raise my hand up
Rubbing it against my nose
It comes away red
Okay! I’m confused
And too be frank, pissed
That I can’t get help
I will try again
To call for someone’s help
I hope someone hears
Silence is shattered
By a hideous groaning
Quickly I look around
Where did that come from?
There’s no one around but me
Understanding dawns
I look at my hands
Wondering why they look gray
That’s a new color
I also discover
A great whopper of a hole
In my mid-section
This I know is new
It’s not supposed to be there
I’ll need a bandage
To top it all off
I’m starting to get hungry
Without a stomach!
How can that be?
I’m not sure how that works
Need to eat right now!
Blood drips from my nose
Cascading down my ripped lips
Enjoying the flavor
Smile forms on my lips
My blood has made me hungrier
Fast food stores all closed
There is other fast food
I begin to realize
I start out, searching
In the distance
Dinner is trying to hide
Act like I don’t see
They are all hiding
As I stumble up to them
Pretend I don’t see
Shambling just past them
Suddenly I stop and sniff
I can small there fear
Anticipation
Is making me hungrier
Anticipation
As slow as a snail
I turn and try to grab them
Instead I fall down
Look up from the ground
Dinner is getting away
Nuts! Now I must chase
After a long time
Dinner at last cornered
Anticipation
I’m getting closer
What is that thing he’s holding?
Matters not, hungry
Dinner good but fast
Caught after long chase, scratched and hit
Have leftovers for snacks
It was a lot of work
And I ate and ate and ate
So much for leftovers
I was hit a lot
Very surprise it didn’t hurt
Kind of glad for that
I get up off ground
Wondering what to do now
Watch others for clues
After a short time
Realize after a bit
They don’t know either
Groups of them hang about
I decided to approach them
I stand back and wait
The group I approach
All appear to be laughing
So I laugh as well
Suddenly they stop
And all turn to look at me
Silence unnerving
I clear my throat
Lift my hand up and say hello
They seem familiar
Silence is spooky
One turns around to face the group
Then he turns around
Shambling slowly
Starts to head over to me
Swallow nervously
After a long time
Finally stands before me
He seems kind of mad
Getting in my face
He snarls “what are you laughing at”
I just stare at him
He looks familiar
For some reason can’t place it
He helps remember
You weren’t laughing
When me and my crew turned you
You just screamed and screamed
Of all the bad luck
Thousands of zombies roaming
And who do I find
The jerk that ate me
And made a mess of my place
Just freaking perfect
I think I should leave
He turns to call to his friends
So I slink away
As I walk away
I hear him and the others
Laughing once again
I hang my head low
And trudge off into the night
Not sure what to do
So I fall in line
And do what the others do
Soon it comes naturally
So now I just walk
And I just wander searching
Finding only death
Everything is ugly
There is no beauty in death
Well, except for me.