Zombie Research Society
In what media is calling a “ninja zombie” attack, 27-year-old David Martin went on a naked, drug-fueled rampage against the citizens of Indianapolis recently.
Police eventually tackled and tazed Martin before he broke free and ran away into the night. He was later apprehended and charged with public indecency, resisting arrest and battery.
Check out the video:
I reckon the “Ninja Zombie” would survive the zombie apocalypse naked….
But only if he was on the drugs he was taking, which was probably how he continued to move after being tazed. It was probably on a low setting too..
I didnt see any cop catch him some guy in a suit tackled his butt while the female cop danced around with her mace can
just wanted to throw this out there that by definition not all zombies are undead.
zom·bie [zom-bee] Show IPA
noun
1.
(in voodoo)
a.
the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.
b.
the supernatural force itself.
2.
Informal .
a.
a person whose behavior or responses are wooden, listless, or seemingly rote; automaton.
b.
an eccentric or peculiar person.
3.
a snake god worshiped in West Indian and Brazilian religious practices of African origin.
4.
a tall drink made typically with several kinds of rum, citrus juice, and often apricot liqueur.
5.
Canadian Slang . an army conscript assigned to home defense during World War II.
Yes, that is the dictionary definition of “zombie”, but as you can see that does not cover the creature that is raking in billions of dollars in films, books and ad sales every year. The modern zombie is not defined in the dictionary, but “sock puppet” is. How many billions of dollars have sock puppet movies earned over he past decade? Answer: none.
That’s why we have a section of the blog dedicated to the definition of the modern zombie. It is a pop culture phenomenon that deserves to be properly defined and respected.
I don’t get it… Why is every drunk or drugged out moron suddenly a ‘zombie’?
Apparently , like the two comments before me, some people have a very different idea of what a “zombie” is and how the term can be related to this incident. For example, was the homeless man who went crazy, attacked a man and ate his face and after being shot by police, didn’t down but go growled and continued eating. Was that mean undead? Remember that when someone is eating you and has lost there mind, we will just say no there OK, that’s not a zombie, just a person on drugs. IL then ask you, how was fox news last night? Keep listening to what the media is telling you and let me know how that works out for you.
Where’s the Zombie part come in?
I’m guessing that these crazies are being labeled “zombies” because you have people who just want this zombie apocalypse to happen soooooo badly.
Why is it that every time someone is on drugs (or not), and does something stupid, that he/she has to be labeled a zombie? Was this guy a part of the undead? NO! He is not a zombie! Ninja, on the other hand….