When Ronald Poppo was attacked and partially cannibalized in late May, 2012 by a crazed man later dubbed the Miami Zombie, we got a ton of requests to comment on whether that event marked the start of the zombie apocalypse. Our answer was always the same:
As long as the victim doesn’t sit up in his hospital bed and start moaning “Brains…” and trying to eat his doctors, we’re all okay.
Now Poppo is speaking with police investigators and the press, proving once and for all that the Miami Zombie incident was an isolated event, and no cause for panic. You can officially put down your bug-out bag and shotgun.
In fact Poppo is not only not a zombie, but he is remarkably calm for someone who just had his entire face and both eyeballs eaten out.
Here’s the recent interview from Miami’s CBS 4: