Zombie Research Society
Okay, this is a little out of our realm… but recent reports from Zimbabwe mention that a local prostitute died during an intimate session with one of her clients. However, while being loaded into a coffin, that same woman apparently came back to life, completely freaking out local residents and onlookers!
A number of people who had gathered to witness the woman’s “dead” body being removed from a room at the hotel reportedly fled from the scene. Some are said to have fallen while others tripped over each other in fear of the ‘resurrected’ woman.
“It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen,” said a source.
So everyone just assumed that she was dead because she was cold? Wow, the doctors and emergency personnel must receive some really great medical training over in Zimbabwe! Something still sounds a little suspicious here, but remind me never to vacation in Zimbabwe… just in case.
Anyway, according to news reports, the woman woke up in a panic shouting “You want to kill me!” Fortunately the police remained calm and left the hotel with an empty steel casket. There is still no official report on why the woman appeared dead, suddenly came back to life or if she’s developed a taste for living flesh!