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JOHN GOODMAN WILL KILL US ALL!

JOHN GOODMAN WILL KILL US ALL!

If you want to know why the human race is doomed when the dead rise, look know further than the two jerks in the photo above.

On the right we have John Goodman, millionaire founder of the International Polo Club Palm Beach, Florida. On the left we have his 42 year old girlfriend Heather Hutchins.

In early 2010 Goodman was driving drunk, ran a stop sign and killed a college student home from school for his sister’s birthday. He then fled the scene on foot because his car was too damaged to move, and tried to cover up the incident by claiming he wasn’t behind the wheel in the first place. Way to go, John. You’re a stand-up guy!

But that isn’t even the reason we’re all screwed.

Now on trial for DUI manslaughter, Goodman recently adopted his girlfriend so that his wealth is protected from any wrongful death claim. Hutchins is now legally his daughter, and the woman he’s sleeping with. No regrets. No display of remorse. But good thing they’ve still got a strong sense of greed to help them sleep at night.

In the coming zombie pandemic guys like John Goodman will do everything they can to gain an advantage, even if it means destroying the lives of countless other survivors. And people like Hutchins will go along with it, simply because they’re too weak, to selfish, or too morally bankrupt to raise any objection.

So remember to keep your head down. Stick to a small group. And trust no one.

2 comments

  1. Incest is illegal in most states (even non-bio incest, such as this), so I don’t see how this would’ve flown anyways…

  2. On the flip side, reading about guys like this probably reduces the natural reluctance that most people have to shoot human-like figures in the head.

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