Zombie books are generally full of depressing fiction, pretentious philosophy, and morbid existentialism. But it’s hard to navel-gaze or ponder the end of the world when your two-year old needs to go potty; especially during the zombie apocalypse. And that’s why this brand new book from comedian and author James Breakwell is a welcome addition to the genre!
Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse is a surprisingly practical, and often times hilarious, manual for teaching clueless fathers how to raise their children in a world overrun by the undead. While you may find yourself chuckling at the amusing illustrations or some of the absurd advice offered inside, just remember that a sense of humor can be absolutely essential during the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres into a book no one asked for but everyone needs. If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best – and only – chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don’t read this book, your children will die.
Let’s face it; one day you’re Chris Redfield, taking out zombies with a tactical knife. And the next thing you know, you’re Leon Kennedy… risking your life to hide Ashley inside a barrel.
If that metaphor actually makes sense, then Only Dead on the Inside is probably the perfect book for you! As a father, your life has become nothing more than one long escort mission; so you might as well own the official game guide. Thankfully, James Breakwell has you covered!
Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse will come complete with all the charts, graphs, and illustrations you’ll need to keep your kids alive during the zombie apocalypse. Just think of it as the ultimate cheat guide to parenting.
Simply swing by BenBella Books or Amazon to order your copy today. And make sure to visit James Breakwell online at Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram… or check out his official website for even more great articles, interviews, and podcasts. Trust us; you’ll be glad you did!