To be perfectly honest– I really consider myself to be a dog guy. I love how they love you unconditionally. And in a zombie firefight– a good dog will have your back. That being said…
A western North Carolina animal shelter is urging people to prepare for the zombie apocalypse by adopting a cat.
You read that correctly. Get a cat: Save yourself! Here’s how…
A creative news release from Rutherford County in North Carolina indicates that the animal shelter there, along with others in the state, have received a shipment of kittens and cats that are able to repel zombies.
They have just published a news release:
We are very excited to announce that the Rutherford County Animal Shelter, along with various shelters and rescues around NC have received a special shipment of kittens and cats from the renowned Doctor Oscar Lebensteinenski of the Romanian Feline Institute in Targu Neamt Romania (this is in the Carpathian mountain range).
His team has done ground breaking work on the coming Zombie Apocalypse. These cats & kittens have been trained under a top secret Romanian government project called F.A.S.T. or Feline Alert System Technology. FAST cats are able to repel Zombies. The good Dr. Lebensteinenski has been able to link a common vaccine and genetically alter the kittens so that as long as they are vaccinated for Rabies, Zombies will never come near your home. They secrete a pheromone that repels the Zombies and is very pleasant and calming to humans when the kitten is held by its owner.