Attention all Oregon-area parents: it’s time to prepare your children for the inevitable zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, you won’t have to do it alone. Trackers Earth of Portland is ready to help your kids learn the outdoor survival skills necessary to defend themselves against the coming zombie hordes.
The elite instructors of the Trackers Rangers Guild: Special Zombie Unit will cover everything from shelter, food and camouflage to martial arts and archery. But you’d better hurry because classes are filling up fast!
Welcome to Training CampZ. Here you will learn all the essentials you need to survive in a world fast being overrun by zombies. We offer courses for both the youth and adult of this post-apocalyptic zombie wasteland. Each course is taught by seasoned experts who have faught on the frontlines of the zombie epidemic.
Youth camps begin July 8th with Zombie Survival Camp and Zombie Film & Theatre Craft. But registration is currently open for all courses including additional classes in August, and the adult-oriented Zombie Survival Training on December 15th.
This zombie survival camp proved to be hugely popular last year, and it promises to be even better in 2013! With waiting lists already beginning to form, you definitely don’t want to miss out. So be sure to visit the official website for more details including prices, locations and a complete schedule.