ZOMBIES AREN'T by Tom Beckett

Spotted this charmer in a collection of Zombie short poems by Tom Beckett, and thought it was well worth posting:

ZOMBIES AREN’T

Zombies aren’t
usually affiliated
with organized
religions. They’re
visibly uncomfortable
in church,
synagogue, temple
or mosque.
Zombies don’t
read scripture.
Zombies don’t
read poetry.
Zombies don’t
read pornography.
Zombies read
telephone directories.

That last line kills me every time…

If you’d like to read more of Tom Beckett’s Zombie poems click HERE.