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ZOMBIE FACE-EATER IN LOUISIANA

Following on the heels of the infamous Miami Zombie case in Florida, a raving man in Louisiana attacked another resident while he was doing work in his front yard, and then bit off a piece of the victim’s face.

The victim told a local news station that he sprayed wasp poison in the attacker’s eyes to stop him from eating his entire face. Assistant police chief Kert Thomas had this to say about the incident:

“It’s very unusual. Not something we see everyday.”

How’s that for an understatement?

According to reports the attacker was under the influence of some kind of drug, and friends confirm that he had been known to regularly use bath salts. The victim was released from the hospital and is recovering at his home.

9 comments

  1. It’s been a while since this happened….hopefully it isn’t going to happen ..

  2. Wasp spray. Need to add that to my Zombie Survival Bag (ZSB for short)

  3. Yeah, I think id spray him with some hornady TAP instead… Shits getting too crazy

  4. Bath salts are just a government cover-up!! This truly is the beginning of the end. Max Brooks has trained me well for this cataclysm, and with my own skills, I will be a survivor. The guy was sent home. That means he’ll infect his family and neighbors, and (god forbid) the world. D:

    • Agreed. They say that he was known to use bathsalts regularly. THEN WHY THE HELL DIDNT ANYONE DO ANYTHING? It was also reported so blatently, it’s kind of hard to believe ..

    • the guy probably will never make it out of the hospital cause the government will get him because he’s infected

  5. Its spreading…. stock up on WASP SPRAY!

  6. Who knew that bath salts would be the start?

  7. wasp spray!!!

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