Keeping your clothes clean and dry in a zombie pandemic could be the difference between life and death. Dirt reduces the fabric’s natural insulation qualities, and wearing wet clothing at night or in winter will turn you into a human Popsicle in no time flat.
Cotton will suck your body heat if it gets wet, even from your own perspiration, and is commonly known as the “death fabric” in survivalist circles. But cotton is also the most common natural fabric, so undoubtedly many of us will be wearing it when the dead rise.
That’s why we love this superhydrophobic spray that can keep any surface completely dry. It’s set to hit the market in a few months, and is poised to become the new must-have for any serious zombie survivalist. Thanks to @Arsenul for giving us the heads up.